FINALLY!
The site BROKE. And I got so upset that I gave up on it for like a whole day.
BUT, I managed to re-do it all the way I started, and honestly it's actually a little better now :p I forgot the code to make it all comic sans, though. Maybe we're all better for it.
I re-formed some of the code on my own end to make it look better and more understandable for a nooobie like me :p
This blog is probably about to become a real blog, and not just a coding vent-hole for me to scream into instead of ranting to my housemates about it.
Hopefully.